Q: Two Americans "meet" in an internet
chat room. One writes something which makes the other sure that they
both live in the same city. In fact the cities they live in don't
even share the same name. What are they?
Clue - John Wayne
A: Salem, Oregon and Indianapolis, Indiana (Accept any
pair of US cities that share at least two relatively rare
features/characteristics.)
Q: Take a quotation from Shakespeare of
at least 9 words and rewrite it in the style of an EFL student. To
make it more difficult, no word can be identical with a word in the
original, and all the words must be either incorrect or used
incorrectly. Finally, you should be able to convince the panel (if
necessary) that none of the errors are unlikely to have been made.
A: No totally-official answer - sheeps to be awarded
based on preference and whim
5. Pontifus Maximus (Jim Ward)
Q: Who resolved the dispute between the
two travellers?
Q: Here's a collection of four ordered
sets of three distinct names of U.S. states. Add another such set to
the collection. There is more than one possible correct answer.
Delaware, Pennsylvania, New Jersey Ohio, Kentucky,
Illinois Connecticut, New Hampshire, Vermont Mississippi,
Tennessee, Missouri
A: Any set of three (distinct) state names {X,Y,Z}
such that the border between Y and Z is the X River should be
accepted. In addition to the ones above, {Missouri, Iowa, South
Dakota}, {Colorado, Arizona, California}, {Ohio, Kentucky, Indiana},
and a whole passel of other Mississippi ones fit the pattern.
9. Dumb and Dumbass (Mickwick)
Q: Sharp-set tea lady loses her trolley
and rejects love. Father or son?
A: Son.
In _La Dame aux Camélias_ by Dumas fils (the more famous Dumas
père's natural son), Marguerite Gaultier rejects her lover to
preserve his family's reputation. (Or so I'm told. I haven't read
it.)
Sharp-set? That other Gaultier's traffic-cone brassières.
('Conical' might do better there.)
Tea lady? Tea plants belong to the Camellia genus.
10. No Respect (Adrian Bailey)
Q: Quite a few years back a rock band
were interviewed. To one question, while one of the group's members
replied "That Godley & Creme effort," the other group members
replied in unison with what answer?
Clue - This means nothing to me.
A: "Shaddup You Face" by Joe Dolce
See www.yearsofgold.org.uk/1981WEEK9FEB28.htm
11. Nam we worry? (Garry Vass)
Q: I did not die in Nam. Instead, I
earned a degree in Philosophy. Who am I?
A: Jerry "The Beaver" Mathers
12. Vernal Diurnal (Garry Vass)
Q: He arose before sunrise. What did he
do next?
A: He put his boots on.
Explanation:
The killer awoke before dawn He put his boots
on He took a face from the ancient gallery And he walked on
down the hall
- The Doors
13. Foreign Bodies (Adrian Bailey)
Q: Four boys sat a science test. Their
marks were 31, 32, 71 and 87. What mark did Peter get? What were the
names of the other three boys?
Q: A man in a waistcoat is standing at a
microphone on a stage. Behind him sit two men in glasses and a woman
in a hat. On the wall behind them is a banner bearing three words
and the number 770,715. What are the words?
Clue - They were the surprise winners.
A: London's Labour Vote
15. Yo logo (Adrian Bailey)
Q: Why do some people object to this? http://www.geocities.com/dadge.geo/logo.html
Clue - Wot's the 'arm in it?
A: (It's the Birmingham city council logo.) The symbol
apparently represents the smith's arm from the city's coat of arms
(qv). It is considered by some to be a sexist image, either because
it is a male power symbol, or because the position of the arm
resembles an offensive gesture.
See www.birmingham.gov.uk/arms
16. Alarming Ditty (Geoff Butler)
Q: What was playing at six o'clock on
February 2nd?
A: "I Got You Babe". It's the song that was playing
when the alarm clock came on at 06:00 every day in "Groundhog Day".
Alternatively, "Who was playing...", "Sonny and Cher", if
more obscurifaction is required.
17. Littoral string (Garry Vass)
Q: Please consider the following
unordered list: The Lawrence Welk Show, The Rifleman, My Three Sons,
The Donna Reed Show, and Bonanza. Removing an item from this list
will make the remaining list meaningful and complete. Please
identify which item should be removed and explain your choice.
A: Bonanza.
Explanation: It is the only television show in the list that did
not star a former Mouseketeer!
The Lawrence Welk Show: Bobby The Rifleman: Johnny The
Donna Reed Show: Paul My Three Sons: Don
Slug: Funicello = "string" in Italian
18. Just for the halibut (Garry Vass)
Q: History tells us that the British
taste for fish & chips evolved into national institution in the
19th century. What is the earliest reference to this phenomenon in
the works of Charles Dickens?
A: Oliver Twist, 1839, Dickens called it a "fried fish
warehouse"
19. Peelers all. (Jerry Friedman)
Q: What is the connection among Wally
Whyton, John Crowley, and Bruce Sterling?
A: Shaftoe.
Wally Whyton has recorded the song "Bobby Shaftoe", and John
Crowley and Bruce Sterling have both written novels with characters
named Bobby
20. Not the average position vector (Jerry Friedman)
Q: Assume that the Earth and Venus both
orbit in perfect circles with constant speed and that the period of
Venus's orbit is 0.615 years. To three significant digits, what is
the average distance between the Earth and Venus in A.U.? Bonus
sheep for an exact formula.
A: 1.14 A.U. (As the period squared is proportional to
the radius cubed, the radius is about 0.723 A.U. Then the answer is
1/2pi times the integral of the distance with respect to theta, the
angle between the radii to the planets. The law of cosines gives the
distance in A.U. as 1^2 + 0.723^2 - 2(1)(0.723)cos theta. I
calculated the answer on Excel.)
I'll have to get back to you on the exact formula.
21. No anagrams (Jerry Friedman)
Q: Solve this crossword clue: I heard
"racks" was in every little dictionary (Asian, anyway).
A: Pandiculation.
Means the human backward stretch and yawn with the arms overhead.
A dialect synonym is "rax", "pandicul-" seems like it should be
"every little dictionary", and "Asian" is for "-ation". Improvements
to this clue are gratefully accepted.
22. Called shot (Jerry Friedman)
Q: A recent a.u.e. thread started with a
discussion of a stilted science-fictional conversation. What is the
connection between a character in that dialogue and Lions?
Extra sheep for the connection to the slug line.
A: The Gulf of Lions. ("Boss" in that dialogue from
_Friday_ had appeared in an earlier Heinlein story called "Gulf".
That story was first published in the "time travel" issue of
_Astounding_, which was set up to make a fan's prediction come true http://members.fortunecity.com/churchofallworlds/preface.html.)
23. Where is this splendid sheep statue (Mike Barnes)
Q: Where is this splendid sheep statue.
Click ../sdc2004/statue.jpg
to see the picture
A: Queenstown, New Zealand.
Here are some clues (in following questions)- probably best to
reveal them gradually.
24. First sheep clue (Mike Barnes)
Q: Where is this plaque that accompanies
the splendid sheep statue. Click ../sdc2004/statue_plaque.jpg
to see the picture
A: Answer Goes Here
25. Sheep Connection - further clues (Mike Barnes)
Q: What is the sheep connection in this
picture of a building beside a lake? Click ../sdc2004/building.jpg
to see the picture
A: It's the famous "The Church of the Good Shepherd"
at Lake Tekapo, New Zealand.
Clue: The location is the same island as the sheep statue in
previous questions.
1 bottle of Belvedere Vodka 1 bottle of Remey
Martin brandy VSOP 1 bottle of Smirnoff Vodka 24 bottles
of English beer 1 bottle of oxygen & mask 1 bottle of
Beaujolais 24 bottles of Corona 6 cans of draught Guinness
1 jar of honey
And note that an item has been
surrepitiously added, and removing this item will make the list
meaningful, consistent, and tied-in to this question's slug. Please
identify the item that does not belong and explain the connection to
this question's slug.
A: The Beaujolais does not belong. The rest are in the
Who's backstage rider (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/who/who1.html)
As to the slug, well, to get from "Soho down to Brighton" (Pinball
Wizard), one must first take the M23, then change to the A23. M and
A 23, get it?