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It's 1999. Holmes is pretending to be Watson. Watson is pretending to be Churner. Who's either going to die or learn a lesson?
A. Mrs Tingle (or Helen Mirren).
E. The movie "Teaching Mrs Tingle" (working title "Killing Mrs Tingle" was changed after the Columbine killings) starred Katie Holmes as Leigh Ann Watson, and Brian Watson as Luke Churner, two students who decide to kill one of their teachers. "OT" in the suggested subject line stands for "Operating Thetan", a Scientology degree to which Holmes's "husband" Tom Cruise has recently ascended.
At 18 months, our daughter would exclaim "More!" At 24 months, she says "M-M-M-More!" Why the change?
A. Because she's learned that people speak in sentences (usually with the key word at the end) and she's mimicking them as best she can.
Paul Wolff
Q34. This may be annoying, even grating.
A Trappist monk, an ace London Borough, and self-fulfilling prophecy point to an academic institution and a medi[a]eval computer cluster. Name the four signposts and four nodes of the cluster.
A/E. Thomas Merton, US Trappist Monk London Borough of Merton - location of Wimbledon tennis Robert K Merton - coiner of 'self-fulfilling prophecy' -> Merton College, Oxford. The Oxford Calculators of Merton College: Bradwardine, Heytesbury, Swineshead, Dumbleton (These are the four names that are 'well' known) The phrase 'computer cluster' for this group is lifted from the Oxford University alumni magazine last winter, but will only be recognised by those who completed (and remember) the cryptic crossword in it.
Adrian
Q35. Press
Which two words, when added to a product, are supposed to have created a huge increase in profits for the companies that produce that product?
A. "and repeat"
E. on shampoo bottles
Adrian
Q36. Distant shores
In 1992, Clinton managed something in Arkansas and Mississippi that no other presidential candidate has managed.
A. Best state neighboured main opponent's best state.
Put the following words in order, according to the Aston Vocabulary Scale: nonsense, priceless, rescue, brave, liberty, haste, skill, school, lecture
A. 6 school, 7 rescue, 8 brave, 9 nonsense, 10 lecture, 11 skill, 12 haste, 13 liberty, 14 priceless (Numbers are not required in the answer)
Adrian
Q38. Oulipo a la Carte (4)
Create a themed piece of poetry or prose where every line or sentence conceals one of the numbers one to ten, in order. eg. He came to London expecting to make a million.
Greek greeting Roman Inclined to be heard Insubstantial beyond Can you score with this word?
H. (5)
A. grave
E. Marry is here an adjective formed from 'mar', by analogy with star - starry. When the word is prefixed by 'mar', it's a noble title. Greek = Gr, Roman greeting 'ave'. Inclined/heard - as the accent mark 'Beyond the grave' (En)grave = score, or thereabouts.
Adrian
Q42. Conquerors
Michael, Matthew and Peter got together in 1984 and produced... what?
A. Hit records for Divine, Hazell Dean and Dead Or Alive. (etc. etc. Full list at their website)
Correct the odd one out, even though no place belongs there: 1°18'N, 103°51'E 6°10'S, 39°12'E 34°03'N, 5°00'W 42°19'N, 85°11'W 22°55'S, 43°12'W 8°39'S, 115°13'E 22°17'N, 114°11'E
A. Change the fourth entry to "Utopia" (="no place")
E. In order, the places listed are Singapore, Zanzibar, Morocco (Fez), Battle Creek, Rio (de Janeiro), Bali, and Hong Kong. Battle Creek was the setting of the movie "Road to Wellville", *not* the fourth Hope & Crosby "Road" picture "Road to Utopia". "Love" in the subject line alludes to the name of the third co-star of the "Road" pictures, Dorothy Lamour.
Adrian
Q45. You little scum...
What cause of an ordinal complaint was discovered in 1975?
A. Fifth Disease (slapped-cheek syndrome) is caused by parvovirus B19.
Adrian
Q46. Graphic
"SHARON TO NYC" said the caption on the TV News. Funny thing was...what?
H. Whose tricky pony was inspired by which white horse?
A. Sam Loyd; not Uffington
E. http://www.2h.com/1000puzzles/SamLoyd/Pony.html
Although Loyd mentions the name "Uppington" (sic), it's highly unlikely that the Uffington white horse was the one he saw. Title is an anagram.
Adrian
Q49. C'est combien?
In French, how much higher is red sex than black sex?
H. In Nabokov's "Ada" Part 1 Chapter 3
A. 160 metres
E. mountains near Sion, Switzerland: Sex Rouge 2891m, Sex Noir 2731m
Adrian
Q50. Two English homophones
The .. in the ... was caused by the ... of the ... above.
A. The flaw in the ceiling was caused by the sealing of the floor above.
Adrian
Q51. And socialism, kinda.
What links a Julian Lennon hit, a Mozambican president and a Lincolnshire town?
A. "Saltwater", Scunthorpe and Joaquim Chissano might all fall foul of word traps in emails, blogs, etc.
E. Title: "socialism" contains Cialis.
Adrian
Q52. Question fifty-two
Which is the odd one out, and why? short, English, sibilant, understandable, feminine, magyar
What started ten years earlier and an hour and a half later than 1984?
H. WS v GC
A. "Keep the Aspidistra Flying"
E. It was begun in 1935 and begins: "The clock struck half past two. In the little office at the back of Mr. McKechnie's bookshop, Gordon--Gordon Comstock, last member of the Comstock family, aged twenty-nine and rather moth-eaten already--lounged across the table, pushing a fourpenny packet of Player's Weights open and shut with his thumb." cf. "Nineteen eighty-four"
Adrian
Q55. "Tuesdays"
How many days did Alex take to make $1,000,000?
A. 139
E. (26 Aug 05 - 11 Jan 06) http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/blog-archive.php
Adrian
Q56. Never forget
What have Britons continued doing since 1859 even though they don't have to anymore?
A. Celebrating Guy Fawkes' Night
E. "An Act of Parliament (3 James I, cap 1) was passed to appoint 5th November in each year as a day of thanksgiving for 'the joyful day of deliverance'. The Act remained in force until 1859."
http://www.parliament.uk/faq/gunpowder_plot.cfm
Adrian
Q57. Class logic
The last six names on Mr Zeugma's class register were: Smith Taylor West Woodward Young Aaronson. Why was Aaronson at the end?
A. Because (s)he arrived after the beginning of the term/semester.
A. The skin of his face shone. (or similar, depending on the translation)
E. "And when Aaron and all the children of Israel saw Moses, behold, the skin of his face shone; and they were afraid to come nigh him." Exodus 34:30 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moses_(Michelangelo)
Adrian
Q59. Human statistics
"2 litres per minute" "360 pints per day" These figures were quoted in relation to what?